Good conversation on a Sunday morning

Monty: Hey, Ginger. Stand on my back and try to hit the latch.

Ginger: Where would you go if we could open the door right now?

Monty: I'd try to find that racoon again

Ginger: I would chase some bunnies.

Monty: Yeah, that looked like fun.

Ginger: Maybe I'd go across the street and let Cody smell my butt.

Monty: He's a dumb dog. Why does he bark at cars?

Ginger: You're right. Now, Jack is one hot German Shephard.

Monty: You are so shallow.

Shh! She's eavesdropping!